NOTHING~IS~TRUE


  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.




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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CHINA

Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded in mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.
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anglosexual:

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

isn’t this motherfucker in his late 20s doesn’t he have a job how did he even get into this school





dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.










shereadsbooks:

I will always be grateful for how this was depicted in the film.













didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"






dracosferret:

→  September 1st 1991

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petervquill:

You said it yourself, bitch

we are the guardians of the galaxy!
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  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense




Natalie Dormer attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

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