Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded in mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.
When I go back to school tomorrow
what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg
isn’t this motherfucker in his late 20s doesn’t he have a job how did he even get into this school
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
→ September 1st 1991
Natalie Dormer attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards